A tale of a Boozefighter's former adventures in jackassery in The Land of the Moaning Clam and new adventures back in the Lone Star State and Beyond to the Desert wastes of the Stan's of the world back to the Land of the Moaning Clam and who knows where else to inculde By God Texas and the whatnot! And Shit!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Soju!
Mix with some juice and bam! Inastant drunken Jackassery; Douches' talk shit, teeth is knocked out, handcuffs is put on, fingerprints is taken, cout dates is missed and cycle repeats. All thanks to Party Liqour made from rice.
Yeah, one time we were shooting it playing DRINKO (Think PLINKO from the Price Is Right). The next day, my buddy's wife found me pissing off of the back porch at 7am, then passed out on the kitchen floor with water everywhere at around 1pm. This was after the neighbors saw us fighting in the middle of the cul-de-sac (the scars) at around 3am.
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I've spent several nights drunk on Soju and Kool Aid thanks to a buddy who was stationed in Korea for a while...scars from blacked out nights.
I once drank soju one Friday night and woke up Sunday night with no recollection of the previous two days. Apparently I had a blast.
I have done the same, we called them soju trips, HAHA been on a few, so I am told.
We used to call them Soju Teleportations. because you're lucid at one spot and come to far far in Space-time than where you were.
Yeah, one time we were shooting it playing DRINKO (Think PLINKO from the Price Is Right). The next day, my buddy's wife found me pissing off of the back porch at 7am, then passed out on the kitchen floor with water everywhere at around 1pm. This was after the neighbors saw us fighting in the middle of the cul-de-sac (the scars) at around 3am.
...I don't remember any of it.
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