A tale of a Boozefighter's former adventures in jackassery in The Land of the Moaning Clam and new adventures back in the Lone Star State and Beyond to the Desert wastes of the Stan's of the world back to the Land of the Moaning Clam and who knows where else to inculde By God Texas and the whatnot! And Shit!

Sunday, September 19, 2010

It's time to bust a Ranger Nut! Ranger That!

I think these videos are funny as hell. No I wasn't Infantry in the Army. I was a 15G (Aircraft Sheetmetal in the Cavalry) and 15U (Chinook Crew-Chief/Flight Engineer in the Nasty Guard) but that doesn't stop me from loving this. Behold all that is Ranger!

Sunday, September 12, 2010

Power Point Ranger

I get a serious chuckle when I visit the Power Point Ranger blog.

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Funny Talibikers cartoon about here in Afghanistan


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Saturday, September 11, 2010

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

I'll take what's behind door number 1

I've been looking for a cool bike for when I get back home to the states for a while. I left my Sporty chopper back in Korea at first because of Korean DMV issues about shipping it out because I registered it in my wife's name and they wouldn't let me deregister it without a power of attourney. I left it in the hands of my brothers until I could get a POA for them and send it back to the states once I got everything set but it so happens Linda was hired back there as a Safety Specialist.

So I've been scouring Craigslist for something cool in Texas, Illinois, Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and came across fellow Quad Cam Bastard forum member Matt Tobias who's selling his latest EVO Big Twin wonder creation. I really didn't want to have another project because when I get home I'll have more important stuff on my plate and limited time and I wanted to maximize riding and fun instead of wrenching and chopping. So now I'll leave Afghanistan in October, fly to Korea to visit my wife for a week or two and then go back to Chicago and pick up my truck from my Dad. Drive out to Arizona shake the hand and give a manhug to a long time Sportster Chopping Bastard fellow degenerate and take her to her new home in Texas. Next on the plate is selling the 2009 FLHTCUI two wheeled minivan when I get home.




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Sunday, September 5, 2010

Fun with desert pets

Meet Snake Plisken. A Saw Scale Pit Viper to be exact.

Meet Mr. Camel Spider of course the fuckers are everywhere.

Snake Plisken and Camel Spider meet each other

Mr. Plisken is happy

Alas we let Mr. Plisken go after a month of feeding him many camel spiders.

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Saturday, September 4, 2010

Bongo Pimpwagon

Our little Toyota Bongo that we just got to repalce the old and busted big Bongo.


Peeling out is easy. Rev it up and dump the clutch in first because it hasn't got the guts for second gear.

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Kandyland pics

Are you reading me?

get out of here damn you!

RAF Tornado in shit and get mode

topping her off

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