A tale of a Boozefighter's former adventures in jackassery in The Land of the Moaning Clam and new adventures back in the Lone Star State and Beyond to the Desert wastes of the Stan's of the world back to the Land of the Moaning Clam and who knows where else to inculde By God Texas and the whatnot! And Shit!

Tuesday, December 29, 2009





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4200 miles for the Holidays

Well, for the past two weeks I've been here there and everywhere for 4200 miles. Tejas, Lousy anna, Mississippi, Al-Abamastan, Flo-Rida, Oklahomey, Kans ass, The show me state, Iowa, The maximum security penetentary of Illinois, where as soon as I crossed the border on I-80 in Moline on my way to Chicago I got ganked by two IL. State Troopers who wanted to play 20 questions with me outside in the snow for 30 minutes at midnight. It was my Texas plates that did it and I narrowly escaped an assrape search of the truck. I had nothing to hide, I just didn't want the hassle. Then it was off thru Kentucky to Tennessee where I stayed at the farm for a few days and back to home thru Arkansas and endedup in By God Tejas where I now have a cold I cought in Tennessee.

Left a present on the door at Kung Fu in Des Moines, IA.
Linda and I stopped to have diner of 4 tacos and a beer. I then got stuck in the parking lot with the ice and my 2WD truck. Wheels spinning.
Taking my sisters kids on the Metra to downtown Chicago with my wife, Mom, Dad and Step-mom.
At the Museum of Science and Industry.

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Tuesday, December 15, 2009

KISS sucks

OK as a kid I loved KISS but this is awesome.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Sweet Home Alabama redux...

Fire Son!

Puting out some fire like a pro.

Spencer's girlfriend freaking out.

This isn't me eating it hard but me fucking up none the less.

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Sweet home Alabama

Had to take a trip to Dothan, Alabama to sign in with my new company. So what do I do? First Call ALF and hang out with him and drink beer.

The next day I roll up to Birmingham and see what's up with Nick, Larry, Spencer and the rest of the Haints and my Boozefighter brother Trouble a.k.a. "The Beard Apprentice" as opposed to Dustyshmoe Joe who is the Beard Master. Beer was drank, Fireworks were shot, The shop was caught on fire, I ate it on a skateboard. Good times. I'll just let the pics tell the story.




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Saturday, December 5, 2009

Beardmaster or Joe from the Haints. You decide.