New Casa de Beaner

When Linda came back for her Gubmint yob, she got a house across the lake from where we were living. I like it a little better since it's a little quieter since we're not living right on Hwy 45 to Asan city on the Corona drive and all the damn Koreans taking up all our parking to go fishing. Hell, there were times where assholes would park right in the drive way 3 deep to go fishing, and it's my house! So I'd open the doors and take shit, open thier trunks, hoods remove parts from their cars and if it was locked I had an air pump if they needed it but I would take all the air out of all four tires and yank off their windshield wipers and other things. Got the message across. Here on this side it's a tiny road that leads to the backside of the lake and a big Korean corperation executive lives back here in a nice house so there's a gate to keep the damn fishermen out.

 

 

 

 

Rough Rider MC Poker Run

This weekend that I got back I rode in the Rough Riders MC fall poker run. It was awesome to get back out on my chop and ride after 90 days of jail... I mean Afghanistan. I won the farthest travel award since I came all the way from the sandbox.

 

 

 

Made it home from Afghanistan

After a very trying flight where I was trying not to choke the fat Korean next to me or the one leaning his seat back into my face I made it home to Korea. Waited in line for an hour to get the dirty Foreigner scowl at immigration and picked up my bags. Linda was waiting for me and drove home in bumper to bumper Seoul/Incheon traffic until we got close to home out in the mountains of Asan city to my home on the lake.

 

 

 

PSA from a patch holder to a non-patch (Civilian)

As I said before you can like the TV show, hell I even watch it for entertainment but for the sake of personal safety DO NOT wear a 3 piece patch if you're not a patch holder. The people who make them even have a discalimer that bullets from actual club memebers are hazardous to your health.

This Douche was captured by Bastards Forum memeber Warrior Chief at a Nebraska swap meet. Complete with pirate style doo rag, Tutel Sr. cock brushstashe and I'm sure wearing a wolf shirt underneath the sweatshirt.

 

Donkey Seks

Happens more often than you think. Pretty much Standard Operating Procedure for these guys.

 

I miss Korea III

 

 

 

 

I miss Korea II

 

 

 

 

Why I miss riding in Korea

 

 

 

 

Last year in iraq and Afganistan on USO tour

Boozefighter Ripper (Robert Patrick) and Boozefighter Pitstop (Max Martini) with Dennis Haysbert and Michael Irby.

 

 

 

It's time to bust a Ranger Nut! Ranger That!

I think these videos are funny as hell. No I wasn't Infantry in the Army. I was a 15G (Aircraft Sheetmetal in the Cavalry) and 15U (Chinook Crew-Chief/Flight Engineer in the Nasty Guard) but that doesn't stop me from loving this. Behold all that is Ranger!

Power Point Ranger

I get a serious chuckle when I visit the Power Point Ranger blog.

 

Funny Talibikers cartoon about here in Afghanistan

 

No Mas Presents: Dock Ellis & The LSD No-No by James Blagden

This on is more better J-Rod

I'll take what's behind door number 1

I've been looking for a cool bike for when I get back home to the states for a while. I left my Sporty chopper back in Korea at first because of Korean DMV issues about shipping it out because I registered it in my wife's name and they wouldn't let me deregister it without a power of attourney. I left it in the hands of my brothers until I could get a POA for them and send it back to the states once I got everything set but it so happens Linda was hired back there as a Safety Specialist.

So I've been scouring Craigslist for something cool in Texas, Illinois, Alabama, Tennessee and Georgia and came across fellow Quad Cam Bastard forum member Matt Tobias who's selling his latest EVO Big Twin wonder creation. I really didn't want to have another project because when I get home I'll have more important stuff on my plate and limited time and I wanted to maximize riding and fun instead of wrenching and chopping. So now I'll leave Afghanistan in October, fly to Korea to visit my wife for a week or two and then go back to Chicago and pick up my truck from my Dad. Drive out to Arizona shake the hand and give a manhug to a long time Sportster Chopping Bastard fellow degenerate and take her to her new home in Texas. Next on the plate is selling the 2009 FLHTCUI two wheeled minivan when I get home.

 

 

 

 

Fun with desert pets

Meet Snake Plisken. A Saw Scale Pit Viper to be exact.

 

Meet Mr. Camel Spider of course the fuckers are everywhere.

 

Snake Plisken and Camel Spider meet each other

 

Mr. Plisken is happy

 

Alas we let Mr. Plisken go after a month of feeding him many camel spiders.

Bongo Pimpwagon

Our little Toyota Bongo that we just got to repalce the old and busted big Bongo.

 

 

Peeling out is easy. Rev it up and dump the clutch in first because it hasn't got the guts for second gear.