Finally up and running back home.

It took a while but the geezer glide made it home and I'm at least on two wheels. Conflicted about bringing the chop home from korea, if I'm gonna rotate in and out of afghanistan I'll need something to ride over there on my time off visiting my brothers over there. I'll just get a new project for here to terrorize tejas with.


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Time to grow the beard of death

Around the January timeframe or so I'll be on my way to ashcrapistan for high times and adventure. Might as well get a jump on growing the dead


squirrel on my face. Linda isn't digging it.


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For I am death. The destroyer of worlds.

Now they've gone and done it good. I guess that these here foot covers are officially sanctioned by the factory to wear riding your dark custom.
How gay


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Half ass online with my iPhone

I know it's not jackassery but here's pictures of my new casa de wrenchbender.





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Choppahead Vol. 3

We're from Oklahoma Jackass!

 

For Wirecutter

 

Who'd a thunk it?

 

Я твой слуга, я твой работник, техническая доброта нот

More going away pics

Peabody, Kookie, Hobbit, Dewdroppp, peanut, Matt and Skid from American Steel MC dropped by later on that night after they had Church. I'm gonna miss them too.

 

Nedd some more warpaint on Prospect Joe.

 

 

The look of befuddlement is only the beginning of the night.

 

Leaving Korea Party 2

Trying not to choke up like a bitch.

 

 

Present from the prospects. I think I'll try and make a clock out of it later.

 

Prospect Mike and I.

 

My Leaving Korea Party

Yes, I'm Leaving Korea, not for good you never know, but for now I'm heading back to Texas to live at home for a while. Got the transfer going from here to NAS Fort Worth to work for the Army Reserve on the Fixed wing contract.

My brothers from the Rough Riders MC showed up to tell me to Fuck Off.

 

Prospect Dave showing me his new modeling look. Zoolander has Magnum, Prospect Dave has Critter (in honor of the Haints in Ala-fuckin-bama). Sportin' his new Korea H.O.G. T-shirt that we prettied up for him.

 

To stab or not to stab, that is the question.

 

Bitch-slapping, combatives and pain to follow later once they get drunk...

 

Gary's coming out of the closet... wait Hospital party

Bob you can't convince your wife you're not full of shit

 

Me entertaining the womerns with my chart toppin' voice.

 

This is what happens when you can't last.

 

Leaving for home in the morning after staying up all night and eating Banana pudding for breakfast.

 

I got a late start because the party was in full swing when I was at work. By the time I got off and headed home to let the mutts out and change out of my sweaty clothes it was already 10 pm. All in all it was a great party; heads were shaved, jokes is told, meat is cooked and eaten and everyone drank a staggering ammount of alcohol save for me.

Genitals

Army style FLH

So it's Friday night and I get off work and head down to the club house. After a while of sitting outside and shooting the breeze with my brothers this Korean dude comes rolling by on this wacky Road King dressed in this manner and sees us and locks on his brakes pulls a u'y in the road and says hi. We come out and talk at him for a good 15 minutes and off he goes.

 

 

 

 

A brother at war

 

Soju!

Mix with some juice and bam! Inastant drunken Jackassery; Douches' talk shit, teeth is knocked out, handcuffs is put on, fingerprints is taken, cout dates is missed and cycle repeats. All thanks to Party Liqour made from rice.

 

Stolen pic but true.

 

Dismount

I give him a 4.5 for style.

 

End of life as he knew it.

ALF went home on vacation and got married. Soyonara my brother.

 

Doug's back in Russia

Doug rode around the world back in '06 on an old Indian Chief. This time he's doing it again on an old rigid panhead chopper. You can see more here. It looks like he may come back thru Korea again since it doesn't look like he'll be able to cheaply get a Carnot du passage to get into Japan from Vladivostok or be able to ship his bike via air from Vladivostok. I know how much he hates coming here but I hope that it wouldn't be too much of a pain in the ass like it was last time with the jackass Korean shippers quoting one price then jacking it up twice the price once they have their greedy paws on your bike.

 

 

 

 

And now for Sean...

 

 

 

 

Age old Boozefighter tradition

Long ago in Oakland, California "Kokomo" used to pie prospects in the face among many other things before they become Boozefighters. We wait until we patch Prospects as a sort of baptism, born again from shit-for-brains prospects to patch-holders. ANyway here's Al and Sal getting pied a month after being patched.

 

 

 

 

Random crap

For Wirecutter... Bacon, mmm, bacon wraped over mushrooms. The most perfect food.

 

empty damn bottle tattoo.

 

All I see is green and white.

 

Asking for an asskicking

I have no problem with liking a TV show, or wearing a shirt of said TV show but for God sake don't wear one in public that has fake colors on it (or better yet wearing those Ebay bought colors on a cut) or starting your own SOA club like these tools SAMCUSA with no orignality. That makes a mockery of others who in the hallowed traditions of prospecting, eating shit, spending time in the pokie or in the ER to prove thier worth and earn their colors. What a Douche.

Billdozer from Jockey Journal shot this on Boozefighter Josh rolling

With a white Builtwell helmet.

Chopperfury

I took this pic at Cool Breakers in Yokohama in 07.

 

Murph... The Colonel is always watching

 

To keep up with the underwear shots...

Last year when Shaggy was still prospecting I was talking about I need a naked woman to pose on the bike and decided how about an ugly dude in his panties? Shaggy! strip down and pose Prospect! He even had green panties on... I was so proud.

 

An artistic pic of boobies and shit

OK, OK , I really do like this tasteful picture.

 

New Tattoo's

finally got something around Linda's Lao (in Thai almost same same) name.

 

Got the bottle on my arm on Sunday

 

Important PSA...

Please kiddies, make sure you outlast your friends at a party. Our case here is Fred, affectionately known as Derf back in 2007. We rode out to the sea to buy some shrimp and assorted seafood. Anyway Derf didn't make it to the house before we left and we came home to find him passed out on the picknic table from drinking all night. Here he is sleeping in the heat of day (90 degrees) in the sun. woke him up and started drinking again. He then drank himself to pass back out at like 9 pm. So marker somes out and stuff is drawn, shot with airsoft BB guns and wakes up the next day for breakfast with no idea it's there.

 

 

 

Have Douche with booze, will travel.

Upholding the old ways in the club... Carrying a Douche bottle filled with booze drinking with it in public. Started by Kokomo back in days of yore in San Francisco.

 

Choco Pie Points cover

For the Doughnut Roller.

 

 

Mojo's B-day bash

Note: No animals were harmed or real dicks were used in these postings. Just strap on Dildos.

 

 

 

 

ASMC Mojo's birthday bash

So American Steel Mojo came back on vacation from Afghanistan and had his birthday bash up in Tong Du Cheon. Bones and Prospect JB with the rest of the Bad Moon Band were laying down some tunes and drunken jackassery ensued.

 

 

 

 

A Sunday ride with Linda III

More Mushrooms and wild mointain plants seasoned with stuff. I don't know what with but it was GOOD!

 

Sweet grass Jelly, don't knock it. It was delish!

 

Good groceries

 

back to the riding pointing somewhere vaguely home.

 

Ended out the day coming home just as the sun set and sat out on the deck looking over the lake with the dogs playing in the back yard smoking a Filippino cigar that's been mellowing in the humidor for a couple of months. Can't get any better than that.

A Sunday ride with Linda II

My bestest friend and wife with Beer, two of my most favorite things.

 

Need more wild mushrooms

 

Forgot my Oakleys at the clubhouse so I have to wear my Safety sunglasses, I look like a Douche.

 

Dalk Do Ri Tang, Spicy Chicken and Potato Stew. Spicy Chickentatery goodness...

 

A Sunday ride with Linda

After getting up this morning we ate brekfast at he VFW and had it in our heads to ride up to HongCheon to go eat wild boar meat at a certain place that is my most favorite pig joint in the whole of planet Earff... A little bit of sprinkles nixed that idea for Linda ( I can ride in the rain) so we hung at Bones' house with him at his Tikki Bar for a while drinking a few beers and bullshitting after running over to the Tattoo joint in town to get Mr. Kim to draw up another tattoo to ink on me.

We left and she decided she was hungry again and I just wanted to ride since it's her and I and everyone else was laying low for the day. So we head on down past our house and into Asan city to shoot down Hwy 39 and into the mountains. After a couple of hours we stopped at this joint near a mountain pass to get some grub and the joint was cool and outside. It had a little stream running down the center of it with tents covering the tables to keep the rain ad sun and various things from the trees falling into the place.

 

 

 

 

Scouting around

I would love to have this as a clubhouse. Hoist the Jolly Roger and rename her "The Pirate Ship" or HMS Green Bottle Shit Fly or something like that...

 

Had a fire a few years ago and sat empty ever since.

 

 

Give me the camera!!!

 

Boozefighter Josh's Trump

Radness out in Californeeway.

 

Memorial Day beach run

Rubbermade fender for the chop

 

Sal face-planting in the sand

 

With Hanna Montana Stickon tattoos

 

Getin' some grub across the street

 

My poor license plate

This thing has taken a beating in 5 years time; dropped off the bike and onto the road three times, shook apart to where I riveted it to another plate of 2024-T3 aluminum (the plate itself is 1100 alloy pure soft aluminum) and just beated to hell. I'll be damned if they'll take it from me when I leave this country.

 

more than just a floatation device

 

Fuck

 

Anmyon-do

a couple of weeks ago Bones and some friends went down to party and drink while eating some Water Meat so I waited in the afternoon for Sal to get off work on Saturday to go down myself. Well we made it after dark with Sal following me at break neck speed on winding roads after his headlight blew out for the last 30 miles.

eating water meat...

 

Pizza clam water meat.

 

Sal drinking out of a Douche.

 

Ole Timey

 

Some sporty coolness in Japan

Courtesy of Spice MC

 

A.L.F. at Spring Nationals in Reno

I wish I could have taken a couple of days off to go. Oh well, I'll have to wait for Fall Nats in October. My brothers Ayce and A.L.F.

Big fuckers, A.L.F and I are almost 6 foot tall and he's dwarfed by Prospect Frog, Ayce and Sweetpea

One brother's a Ranger and the other plays one on TV.

Representin'

Two of my most favorite things...

Star Wars and bikes. Ok the bikes could use some chopping but come on.

Crazy Like a Horse?

I threw a few bucks at Uncle Frank at Crazy Horse Speed Shop and he sent me this beautiful polished S.E. intake manifold for the sporty chop. I can't wait to get this sucker on the bike with a new Mikuni HSR 42 Carburator.

 

 

Smurph and his Indian

 

Just bought Seans Indian Scout and as soon as the deal was done he stripped of his clothing to celebrate. For some reason it's a strange thing guys in their underwear on bikes around here.

New Support sticker for sale....

 

$1 ea. Contact me by email at rmalderson@hotmail.com

I can....uh... um......well, explain...

Nah, I can't just me basking in all my underwear glory. I should have worn my Spongebob underoo's my Sister's chillern's bought me from Wal-Mart.